- Thu, 14:00: RT @BorowitzReport: BREAKING: In Rare Public Statement, God Tells Pat Robertson to Shut the Fuck Up
- Thu, 17:03: One of my cats is happily sitting on the deck. In the rain.
- Fri, 03:11: #Fridayreads The Great Impersonation
- Fri, 03:12: It's 47 degrees outside and it feels wonderful. #IloveFall