Yes, dear Embarq. I have heard that ad too many times. "Wendy wants high speed, Wendy wants high speed internet. And reliable home phone."

I have heard it many, many times.

The thing is, this Wendy is smart enough to get high speed internet and reliable phone service while successfully avoiding you. Give it up.

signed,
the woman who has heard far too many tales about Sprint/Embarq to ever seek service from them
even if she is named Wendy
and even if she is "good looking, too"

ps. Did you see the article about your "service" in that one article in a local paper? Yeah. They were the only ones willing to print all those swear words about your "service".